Too Many Santas

On every corner there's a man in a red suit singing ho, ho, ho, (ho, ho) I don't think any of them really could be Santa but how am I gonna know? I saw a Santa and his woman on a Harley riding really slow - so slow She's wearing fishnets and a pair of fur trimmed hot pants I hope it doesn't snow! Everywhere I go I'm seeing too many Santas - they're makin' info-mercials too many Santas - Yes, Virginia too many Santas - and not enough Christmas too many Santas Some guy in a padded costume at the office party was trying to hit on my wife - uh oh! I grabbed his hat and beard and threw them in the fire Hey Santa, get a life Oops, the fat man was my supervisor too many Santas - I'm working double shifts now too many Santas - slinging burgers too many Santas - and not enough Christmas too many Santas Too many Santas - they're pillow packing posers too many Santas - for Coca-Cola too many Santas - and not enough Christmas too many Santas