Big Lizard

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well that's pretty neat Yeah it's f**king nifty But I just can't afford to feed it And you should see the way it shits I've got a big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed it anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I was knocked out of bed Late last night I was woken up by the sound of dynamite I ran downstairs to find an army man He said