My Many Smells

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun Other times I smell like thick black swamp-water Backed into your toilet on a warm summer day These are a few of my many smells Won't you come and smell me? Won't you share my stench? Won't you come and smell me? Won't you share my stench? Once I smelled just like the bathroom After Grandma'd used it and she's been eating prunes Other times I smell like a city garbage strike When all the horseflies grow to 3 inches long These are a few of my many smells Won't you come and smell me? Won't you share my stench? Won't you come and smell me? Won't you share my stench? Sometimes I smell just like death itself A sickening sweet smell It can really make you ill Smell me Smell me Smell me Smell me See me Hear me Touch me Smell me Smell me Smell me Smell me Smell me