To Die A Virgin

Well we've been going together Since the eighth of November And though it seems like forever I very clearly remember You told me on our first date What you'd do on my birthday Well hooray it's my birthday! And frankly, baby, I can't wait. I don't want to die a virgin The other day I discovered A magazine of my brotherís I read it under the covers It got me all hot and bothered. Now every time that I see you Your uniform becomes see-through You don't know how much I need you The "Handy Andys" I've been through I don't want to die a virgin The pines and the cedars rejoice in his fall How are you fallen from heaven? Oh Hellel, star of the morning With all the bombs and the bird-flu We're probably gonna be dead soon And here we are in your bedroom Oh did I tell you I love you I love you I love you I can feel your heart beating And your breathing increasing Your folks are out for the evening I really hope I'm not dreaming I don't want to die a virgin