Lily The Pink

And how it drove her to the bad. Ol' Ebenezer The opera singer Could break a gla*s with his voice 'Tis said. Rubbed his tonsils With medicinal compounds Now they break gla*ses over his head. Johnny Hammer Had a t-t-terrible stammer. He could hardly s-s-say a word. So they g-g-gave him Medicinal compounds. Now he's s-s-seen But never heard. (Chorus) Uncle Paul, he Was very small, he Was the shortest man in town. Rubbed his body With medicinal compounds. Now he weighs only half a pound. Lily died and Went up to heaven. All the church bells They did ring. She took with her Medicinal compounds. Hark the herald angels sing. (Chorus)