Teeny Tiny Gnome

Kickin' stones on an old dirt road Feelin' d-dejected and all alone When I looked up ahead thought my mind I'd blown On a giant toadstool sat a teeny tiny gnome He was all involved in a game of solitaire Said "hello" with a smile just like I wasn't there I kicked dirt some more He said "please don't start a fight." Found a church key in his pocket, he opened up his pipe He blew some silver circles, Wound his fingers in his beard And from that pipe came magic music Like I'd never heard As the notes came floatin' in I pricked up both my ears I walked up to the drive-in, hadn't felt so starved in years A rabbit waiter took my order and quickly disappeared He said "the party's over, Please come back in a thousand years."