Meridian Leeward

Im a human being now but I used to be a pig til they shortened up my nose And they made me wear a wig Im afraid the things on piggy farm Will never be the same Since they picked me for this job And they stuck me with a name Its a name, its name, Who ever heard of a pig with a name like Meridian leeward - thats my name I fly around the sky in a big jet plane Im a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing I hang around with people And they dont suspect a thing You look like a person but you know youre a pig Im not afraid of dying From some mad mans gun or knife When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life Im not a piggy anymore and I dont share that dread The other day for breakfast I ate half of uncle fred I wonder who ate the other half of fred? I think Id rather be a cop I think thats what Id like to be Id show you people a thing or two If a man in blue starts beating on you Look out cause it might be me You look like a cop but you know youre a pig