Why Don't You Get A Job?

My friend's got a girlfriend Man he hates that bitch He tells me every day He says "man I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her a*s He works his hands to the bone To give her money every payday But she wants more dinero just to stay at home Well my friend You gotta say: I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way now, now, Why don't you get a job Say no way, say no way ya, no way now, now, Why don't you get a job I guess all his money, well it isn't enough To keep her bill collectors at bay I guess all his money, well it isn't enough Cause that girl's got expensive taste I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way now, now, Why don't you get a job Say no way, say no way ya, no way now, now, Why don't you get a job Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah But hey man free rides just don't come along every day (Let me tell you about my other friend now!) My friend's got a boyfriend man and she hates that d**k (edga) She tells me every day (woo! every minute now) He wants more dinero just to stay at home Well my friend You gotta say: (say! say!) I won't pay, I won't pay ya (woo), no way now, now, Why don't you get a job (woo - hey now!) Say no way, say no way ya, no way now, now, Why don't you get a job (oh yeah!) I won't give you no money I always pay now, now, Why don't you get a job (get a job!) Say no way, say no way ya, no way now, now, Why don't you get a job! Hey that's something everyone can enjoy!