Makin' Monsters For My Friends

Everybody said so man, you could see it on TV They stood there ashamed with nowhere to go Nobody wants them now the kids are alright Every day is a holiday and pushin' people around I'm makin' monsters for my friends I'm makin' monsters for my friends Someone caught one I could see so myself I had to call two five four so they wouldn't blame them We wanted to know now, how much trouble there was When we asked our Daddy he said, 'It's just because" "I'm makin' monsters for my friends I'm makin' monsters for my friends" I don't wanna open a can of worms And I don't want any SpaghettiO's And I could always tell when someone is holdin' a grudge I'm makin' monsters for my friends I'm makin' monsters for my friends I'm makin' monsters for my friends I'm makin' monsters for my friends Hey!