Nurds

I'm so glad I am one Nurds When I was a young girl I went to Catholic school Hung around all the nuns That was so uncool All the other girls were wearing Makeup in fourth grade But I was not allowed I wore anklets and prayed Nurds Paula Duvle dyed her hair And started going out with boys I was into homework And trying to get toys It was around that time I discovered what I was For instance I said policeman But Paula called them fuzz Nurds Then I went to high school It really hit me hard I started finding out that They were calling me retard In the gymnasium I was not a hit There was something really interesting About the way my gym suit fit Nurds I'm so glad I am one