C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Lyrics
The song C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S is performed by The Vandals in the album named Christmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World! in the year 2000 .
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[Originally by The Yobs]
"c" is for your little clit when i go down beneath. "h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth. "r" is for your rectum, that "i" f**k with my d**k. christmas comes but once a year and makes me f**king sick. "s" is for your shitty a*shole, clinkers 'round your bum, "t" is for your ma*sive tits that make me want to cum. "m" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me. "a" is for the agony of catching your vd. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick, christmas comes but once a year and makes me f**king sick. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my ding-dong merrily along, the chapel bells are ringing. ding-dong merrily along, my f**king balls are swinging. whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa....the chapel bells are ringing. (more whoa's) ...my f**king balls are swinging!
The Vandals - Christmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World!
- Gun for Christmas
- Grandpa's Last X-Mas
- Thanx for Nothing
- Oi to the World!
- Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday
- Christmas Time for My Penis
- I Don't Believe in Santa Claus
- My First X-Mas (As a Woman)
- Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies
- Here I an Lord
- Hang Myself from the Tree
- C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
- Overture