Slap of Love

Guy: Do you love me baby? - Girl: Yes - Guy: Well how much do you love me? - Girl: A whole bunch - Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch? - Girl: Well I don't know - Guy: This much? - [ SLAP ] - Don't say sorry - or call her baby - and if she wants to go out - say, "Maybe" - Never let her get the upper hand - A woman can't respect a weak man - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - So she ran out? - Let her pout! - She just went down to the store - You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer - when she comes through that door - She loves that stinging pain - And she knows you'll have to do it again - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - Don't feel sorry - That's a mistake - The biggest one you'll ever make - I wouldn't trust her - as far as I could throw her - You might love her - but you don't know her - Show her your love with a slap - You know that she will come back - Now your looking at the rings on your hand - And your feeling like a hell of a man - The woman now knows her place - I can see it in her rosy face - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - Show her your love with a slap