Icky Thump

Ya-eee! Icky thump, who'd a thunk? Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico Ah well, what a chump, well my head Got a bump when I hit it on the radio Redhead señorita lookin' dead Came and said, "Need a bed?" en español Said give me a drink of water I'm gonna sing around the collar Well, I don't need a microphone Icky thump with the lump in my throat Grabbed my coat and I was freaking, I was ready to go Yeah, I swear, beside the hair she had one white eye One blank stare, lookin' up, lyin' there On a stand near her hand was a candy cane Black rum, sugar cane, dry ice, somethin' strange La la la White Americans, what, nothin' better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too Who's usin' who? What should we do? Well you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too Icky thump handcuffed to a bunk Robbed blind, looked around and there was nobody else Left alone I hit myself with a stone Went home and learned how to clean up after myself