Cousin Kevin Lyrics

we're on our own, cousin,
all alone, cousin.
let's think of a game to play
now the grown-ups have all gone away.
you won't be much fun
being blind, deaf and dumb,
but i'vw no-one to play with today
do you know how to play hide-and-seek?
to find me it would take you a week,
but tied to that chair
you won't go anywhere.
there's a lot i can do with a freak
how would you feel if i
turned on the bath,
ducked your head under
and started to laugh?
what would you do if i shut you outside,
and stand in the rain
and catch cold so you died

i'm the school bully!
the cla*sroom cheat.
i'm the natiest playfriend
you ever could meet.
i'll stick pins in your fingers
and tread on your feet...

maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
would chane your expression
to one of alarm.
i'll drag you round by a lock of your haur
or gice you a push
at the top of the stairs...

i'm the school bully!
the cla*sroom cheat.
the nasiest playfriend
you ever could meet.
i'll put gla*s in your dinner
and spikes in your seat...

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