Half Timer

A celery You need a, a celery If you want to fit in a celery It gets you through to half time, a celery Why don't you, smash the system from within (A celery) Get yourself a promotion And then take your children to the zoo for the weekend (A celery) With the extra cash you've got there I got some cash, a celery Oh, I had a job once, it was awful, a celery Bloods*ckers, new carpets, a celery For money in emergencies, bus fares, a celery For kids and stuff