D & W

D look at D Half a circle, half a moon an apple slice There goes D Captain D, my boy D, commander D, the well known D D is getting on in years so he's a little bit slower now D is shy and doesn't get out of the house much anymore And then there's W, here comes W It's double wide it cannot hide it's pride, it's W They call him W, big fat W It thinks it's king it's all time favorite thing is W W you think you're so great Well, I am pretty big Yeah you're okay, your just not as great as you think you are How come I never see you around anymore D? I've got this big TV set at home now, I like to watch the sports