Take Out the Trash

Girl! Why not take out the trash? And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again Girl! Put that cat in the bin After what he said, after everything he did You had him figured out a while ago And I know it's not exactly breaking news But it's all been a little like a trial for you And a bunch more talking won't make him true Ah, c'mon, Girl! Why not take out the trash? And once you get him out tell him not to come back again Girl! Why not give him the slip? Get the crooked straight Get the go-getter good and gone Why? It's so plain that he's just makin' it up And he's still got you coming back for more Why you never ever think of breaking it up Tell me, what bad deal's gonna close that door? Ah, c'mon, Girl! Why not take out the trash? And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again Girl! Why not give him the slip? Get the crooked straight Get the go-getter good and gone I'm not saying all the boys are the same But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now I'm not saying all the boys are the same But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now I'm not saying all the boys are the same But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now Girl! Why not take out the trash? And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again Girl! Put that cat in the bin After what he said, after everything he did Girl! Why not take out the trash? Girl! Why not take out the trash? Ah, come on, Girl! Why not take out the trash? And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again Girl! Why not give him the slip? Get the crooked straight Get the go-getter good and gone