When It Rains It Snows

There's a knock at the door that I adore There's a face at the window, a smiling yellow face There's a knock at the door And if I were at home, they'd find me there There's a note on the door that I would see And the furniture's barely been moved from where it was There's a note on the door And the note would say when it rains it snows When it rains it snows, I wonder why And now I know that when it rains it snows There's a nut with a shotgun, bang, bang, bang There's a doctor, a waitress, a fireman with a hat There's a nut with a gun There's enough so they'll never know which one When it rains it snows, I wonder why And now I know that when it rains it snows