Everybody Hates Me

Well, Joe got a promotion He's up there on top Everybody was cheerin' him on He deserves everything he's got Guess who's the new talk of the town The new S.O.B. The one everybody loves cuttin' down Man, it's a sight to see They all smile right to his face And hide the jealousy Me, I'm just working hard to get to that place Where everybody hates me Now check this out Well, Bill got a promotion He knocked Joe back down Now, Joe's everybody's long lost friend He's back in the crowd Guess who's the new talk of the town The new S.O.B. The one everybody loves cuttin' down Man it's a sight to see They all smile right to his face And hide the jealousy Me, I'm just working hard to get to that place Where everybody hates me Well, everybody wants to be the big dog Wanna wag that big dog tail But til' they are, they wanna see the big dog fail You pay your dues and you get your breaks Then you're the S.O.B. But one everybody loves to hate It just comes naturally They all smile right to your face And hide the jealousy That's just the way it goes and I can't wait Til everybody hates me All of them [Incomprehensible] Bring it all