You Turn Me On

Yeah, I swore off love, I swore off women Devoted my life to huntin' and fishin' I'd never be anybody else's lovesick fool It ain't cool I spend all my spare time fixin' up That old rusted up pick-up truck In no time at all, I'd have it Lookin' like brand new, then you Flipped the switch on my dumaflachi Played my piano like Liberace I let down my guard And my heart was good as gone, so long Yeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my bic Woman, you trip the trigger on my thing-a-majig Can't explain how you've done it But, honey, you turn me on You look at all the takin', I done all the givin' I threw up my hands, said, "The heck with it" I shut down my heart, locked it up and pulled the fuse Before it blew All my emotions were disconnected No sign of a spark could be detected I had nobody so I had nothing to lose Then you Flipped the switch on my dumaflachi Played my piano like Liberace I let down my guard And my heart was good as gone, so long Yeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my bic Woman, you trip the trigger on my thing-a-majig Can't explain how you've done it But, honey, you turn me on Yeah, you crank my tractor, you flick my bic Woman you trip the trigger on my thing-a-majig Can't explain how you've done it But, honey, you turn me on I can't handle that, baby You better slow down