I Don't Understand My Girlfriend

I thought it would be dandy if I bought my girl some candy How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate? I thought it would be fine if we shared a gla*s of wine She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic" I don't understand my girlfriend, I haven't got a clue And I don't know where she's coming from or where she's going to But if opposites attract then I found the perfect woman jack I don't understand my girlfriend, she don't understand me too Yeah I thought I'd show some cla*s and order pheasant under gla*s Hey, how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher? I don't understand my girlfriend, I haven't got a clue I don't know where she's coming from or where she's going to But if opposites attract then I found the perfect woman jack I don't understand my girlfriend, she don't understand me too No, understand me too, no way, understand me too