I Love This Bar

We got winners, we got losers Chain smokers and boozers And we got yuppies, we got bikers We got thirsty hitchhikers And the girls next door dress up like movie stars Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm I love this bar We got cowboys, we got truckers Broken-hearted fools and s*ckers And we got hustlers, we got fighters Early-birds and all-nighters And the veterans talk about their battle scars Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm I love this bar I love this bar It's my kind of place Just walkin' through the front door Puts a big smile on my face It ain't too far, come as you are Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm I love this bar I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs Blue-collared boys and rednecks And we got lovers, lots of lookers I've even seen dancing girls and hookers And we like to drink our beer from a Mason jar Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm I love this bar, yes I do I like my truck (I like my truck) And I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend) I like to take her out to dinner I like a movie now and then But I love this bar It's my kind of place Just trollin' around the dance floor Puts a big smile on my face No cover charge, come as you are Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm I love this bar Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm I just love this old bar And we've got divorcées and a big bouncer man An old jukebox and a real bad band We got waitresses and we got barflies A dumba*s and a wiseguy If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car Reason number 672 why hmm hmm hmm I just love this bar Play it on out boys Beer-thirty's over, gotta take it on home Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm I love this bar I just love it