Piss Aaron

We figure, my daddy and me Things are still the same, it seems As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school Aaron was a junior, the cla*s of '32 His momma called him angel, But everybody knew he was the King king, the gross out king They called him piss aaron They always caught him pissin' in the hall Piss aaron, he never would refuse when nature called Dumb larry from homeroom 9 Kept his locker full of weeds Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers The coach, the cheer leader, and The chem teacher, and the Dean dean, duh dean dean was after Dumb larry, they always caught him smokin' in the john Dumb larry, you never would have missed him When he's gone Chuck biscuits, conservative-jive The biggest pig in all the school He would sit and smack his lips and drool As he eyed your lunch I left a bag in his desk one night A raw egg sandwich and when hungry took a bite He had to Up chuck, uh up up-chuck, a'pukin' Chuck biscuits, they always caught him eatin' In the cla*s