Alright Guy

You know just the other morning I was hanging around in my house I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked I was checkin' it out Just then a friend of mine came through the door Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before She said she didn't ever want to see me any more And I still don't know why Chorus: I think I'm am alright guy, I think I'm am alright guy I just want to live until I've gotta die I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try I think I'm an alright guy, I think I'm alright Now maybe I'm dirty And maybe I smoke a little dope It ain't like I'm going on TV And tearing up pictures of the Pope I know I get wild and I know I get drunk Well, it ain't like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk My old man used to call me a no good punk And I still don't know why (Chorus) You know, just the other night These cops pulled me over outside a bar They turned on their lights And they ordered me out of my car Man, I was only kidding when I called them a couple of d**ks But still they made me do the stupid human tricks Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks And I still don't know why (Chorus