I Like Beer

In some of my songs I have casually mentioned The fact that I like to drink beer This little song is more to the point Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer it helps me unwind And sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much Vodka puts my mouth in gear This little refrain should help me explain As a matter of fact I like beer (He likes beer) My wife often frowns when we're out on the town And I'm wearing a suit and a tie She's sipping vermouth and she thinks I'm uncouth When I yell as the waiter goes by I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer it helps me unwind And sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much Vodka puts my mouth in gear Well this little refrain should help me explain As a matter of fact I like beer (He likes beer) Last night I dreamed that I pa*sed from the scene And I went to a place so sublime Oh, the water was clear and tasted like beer Then they turned it all into wine I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer it helps me unwind Sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much And vodka puts my mouth in gear This little refrain should help me explain As a matter of fact I like beer (Yes he likes beer)