More Freaky Tales

BEYOTCH Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real player So if you wanna have s*x say hell yeah I met this girl in Atlanta She let a nigga f**k but I still can't stand her The pus*y wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of f**kin' can you s*ck d**k?" She said "No", but she had another friend So I switched like a real pimp Laying on my back with my d**k in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-a*s head Bitch said her name was Theresa All on my d**k like cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the gra*s is greener I f**ked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina When I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad a*s body Freaky little bitch she was a Gemini She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman College Every day after school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I could get some I f**ked her real good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it anyway I'm coming straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pus*y on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You know I can't forget about the strippers Cinderella with the gla*s slipper Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said they heard I had a big d**k So I showed it to 'em, only took one second d**k rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real player So if you wanna have s*x say hell yeah I know another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me pimpin' her So I f**ked her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the hoes I f**ked These are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time bitch I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend April and me I do it on the regular, two at a time Call it what you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets have some fun I f**ked her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I f**ked the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I f**ked first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the same results These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real player So if you wanna have s*x say hell yeah Hell yeah, I never would forget Charlene We was layin real close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit Next thing I know she started kissin' my d**k You know the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and when I came back Them hoes was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep these hoes away I never would tell you all the hoes I f**ked These are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time bitch These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real player So if you wanna get f**ked say hell yeah (hell yeah) Beyotch And it don't stop Old school Short Dog Still spittin' it Still gettin' it Gettin' that money Eastside baby, Oakland You ain't knowin? Beyotch