Cocktales

David’s Cocktales These are the tales the freaky tales these are the tails that I tell so well if u don’t like my dirty raps you can go 2 hell cuz short dogs on the mic telling cocktails H-E-A-D, All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P You're just a big freak, you better not complain, When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name. If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing I'll pick up the phone and call Janine. If I call Marie, I know for a fact ill get f**ked in my drop top cadillac I met this freak named Naomi Straight d**k s*cker worked me and my homie. She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki I pulled her to the side and let her s*ck my d**k. She was fine as f**k, but can't f**k with Tina Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana. I took her to my house and told her strip Baby got freaky-started doing the splits. I said, "Biatch!!! Do what you want Cause this true blue mack won't even front". I f**ked her with my finger, she tried to cum pus*y so tight, it wouldn't give me none I'm Too baby couldn't be no punk I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk My d**k is big and her nigga had a little one, I didn't f**k her freaky a*s, but it was still fun. I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. It's the California lifestyle that I live. See im from the crew dangerous bitch telling everybody about this freaky shit I know this girl named Annette Get her all alone and she'll s*ck your d**k Hella freaky...won't say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch. I know another freak her name's Joanne I always get the pus*y cuz I know I can Finest bitch around, ain't got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go f**k her again. She's like another freak named Christina Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth You know I did all that shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch, And go dig in them guts like a gardener, If she starts screamin', I'm gonna f**k the bitch harder. Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell Cuz Short Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails. I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy, f**king M.C.'s cause she's so nasty, See her backstage trying to throw that a*s, She just like the freaks and she had to pa*s me that pus*y You can't stop the bitch Let her roll on volls then I drop the bitch My name is Shorty my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these songs. I know bitch named Stephanie Do anything she can to have s*x with me She really don't bring out the best in me But I love her fine a*s laying next to me. She's like another freak named Nicole So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold I took her to my house, she gave me the panties I f**ked her so good she told her friend named Angie. Angie called me up about two weeks later Talking some shit about do me player So I did her just like Tamara, Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. Next they told a bitch named Rocquelle Got my skin all under her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit That was way back now I can't find the bitch But if I do, I'll probably do the same again Break the bitch for everything cuz I came to pimp. I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin You can bet your life as I spit these raps I'll be f**king em' up like that...BITCH. I know another trick her name was Shery, I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married pus*y so good and I do mean very... SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy. I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice You ever make me mad and I'll f**k your wife Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my d**k. I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch Like my other little tramp named Erika ANywhere I want to f**k that's where I f**k Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in America and Everytime I get the pus*y I just tear it up.... Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell Cuz Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!!