The Skunk, The Goose, And The Fly

Y’all heard ‘bout the skunk? He’s got a lot more funk Than any other animal – More Funk! Hey, hey, ha-hey His walk and his goofy talk And his funky breath, smell of brew – Yes They Do! He’s drunk as a skunk, drunk as a skunk He’s drunk as a skunk, drunk as a skunk Ooh the skunk, Ah the skunk – drunk as a skunk Ooh the skunk, Ah the skunk – drunk as a skunk The Goose got’s a lot more soul Then you found in fairytales – More Soul! He slips and he slides And then skates all around, tranquilized – Dig His Eyes! He’s loose as a goose, loose as a goose He’s loose as a goose, loose as a goose Ooh the goose, Ah the goose – loose as a goose Ooh the goose, Ah the goose – loose as a goose Well, the Fly, got’s a lot more buzz Always has more, brother – More Buzz! Oh yeah! Well, he whips and he zips And then zooms in and out, pushin’ fine – Feels So Fine! He’s high as a common fly, oh me – oh my! He’s high as a common fly, oh me – oh my! Who's a fly, High as a fly, high as a fly Who's a fly, High as a fly, high as a fly He’s drunk as a skunk, drunk as a skunk He’s drunk as a skunk, drunk as a skunk Say, ooh the skunk, ah the skunk, drunk as a skunk Ooh skunk, he’s drunk as a skunk – yeah He’s loose as a goose, loose as a goose He’s loose as a goose, loose as a goose Ooh, ah, ooh, goose, ooh, ah, ooh, goose Ooh-oo, love to get loose He’s high as a common fly, oh me, oh my He’s high as a common fly, oh me, oh my Ooh the fly, Ah the fly, high as a fly Ooh, Ah, Ooh, Ah, he loves the sky!