The song Hair Dresser Skit is performed by Trina in the album named Da Baddest Bitch in the year 2000 .
Hello hair truck may I help you?
Trina: Yea, somebody beeped Trina?
Somebody beeped Trina?
Yea Yea Yea Yea I beeped her I beeped her, Wuz up wuz up bitch where the f**k you at? Girl, do you know this motha f**kin girl in here talkin' bout her man and stuff and her motha f**kin man at, girl when the nigga walked through the mothaf**kin door bitch, guess who the f**k it was bitch? yo mothaf**kin man girl he done came up here talking...
Trina: Look girl, I really don't have time for this right now but I'mma call you back okay?
[dial tone] his eyes got so mothaf**kin big girl, bitch he almost lost his mothaf**kin mind girl, he gone now bitch but the girl still here what you gone do? you on the way?