Kim Jong Il

I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth I had a terrific plan I thought it would work Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other You see But it all went wrong and now I must decree You are worthless, Alec Baldwin You are worthless, Alec Baldwin You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen. Your career is stalling’ and you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin That’s why I blew your head off And your children are all Baldwin Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me But also with Balmacks who are giant bees The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for But you are worthless, Alec Baldwin You are worthless, Alec Baldwin You f**ked up my whole plan And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen Your garbage needs some hauling’ And you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin Now I must return home a failure I’m afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling