The 8 Polish Foods Of Christmas Lyrics

The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas

Bob: So, what did you bring us?

Oscar: What I bring you? I tell you what I bring you.
The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party,
A boiled potato topped with dillweed.
The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Two steamed pierogies...

Jimmy: What's a pierogi?

Oscar: It's a dough, wrapped around meat.

Jimmy: Oh...

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed.

Oscar: The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Three simmered gwumpkies...

Larry: What's a gwumpkey?

Oscar: It's a cabbage wrapped around meat.

Larry: Oh..

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies.

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed.

Oscar: The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Four baked paprikas...

Archibald: Now, what is a paprika?

Oscar: It's a bell pepper stuffed with meat.

Archibald: I see.

Larry: Three Simmered gwumpkies,

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogis,

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed.

Oscar: The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Five smoked kielbasas!

Pa: What's a kielbasa?

Oscar: It's pretty much just meat.

Pa: Oh.

Archibald: Four baked paprikas,

Larry: Three simmered gwumpkies,

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogis,

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed.

Oscar: The sixth Polish Cristmas dish I bring to the party,
Six fried hoosecheekies.

Bob: Let me guess, something in the meat family?

Oscar: Actually, it's a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust.

All: Ohhhhh!

Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!

Archibald: Four baked paprikas,

Larry: Three simmered gwumpkies,

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogis,

All: And a boiled potato topped
with dill weed.

Bob: Wow Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full, I think that's about..

Oscar: The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Seven pitted prunes...

Jr: I don't like prunes!

Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em son.

Archie: Oh, is that right!

Pa: Uh huh!

Bob: Six fried hoosecheekies,

Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!

Archibald: Four baked paprikas,

Larry: Three simmered gwumpkies,

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogis,

All: And a boiled potato topped
with dill weed.

Pa; I'm gunna bust! I couldn't eat another bi...

Oscar: The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Eight poppy seed cakes,

Larry: Poppies, poppies, poppies...

Archibald: I'm feeling rather sleepy. There's no place like home.

Jr: Seven pitted prunes,

Bob: Six fried hooscheekies,

Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!

Arcibald: Four baked paprikas,

Larry: Three simmered gwumpkis,

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogis,

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed!

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