I Wanna Be A Christmas Tree

Razbo: Gee Vince, do you think we’ll ever find a Christmas tree? Vince: Well you know Razbo, I wish I was a Christmas tree. Twirl: Really vince? Vince: Yeah I could be one Twirl, I wish I was a Christmas tree! I wanna be a Christmas tree And have twinkle lights all over me Golden star on top of my head Stay up all night and never go to bed. I wanna be a Christmas tree Eat candy canes they hung on me If I got thirsty it’d be so neat To see me drink water from my feet That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree! (That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!) I wanna be a Christmas tree I could sing and dance on mtv My arms for branches and have green hair And pine cones in my underwear I wanna be a Christmas tree I’d be the bestest tree in history Tinsel on my nose I’d look so fine My underarms would smell like pine That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree! (That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!) Everyone would love me My friends would say I’m cool I’d be a tree that’d throw footballs And ride my bike to school That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree! (Thats why I wanna be a Christmas tree!) I wanna be a Christmas tree Mom and dad put my presents under me Since I’d be a tree, wouldn’t make a peep Open up my presents when they go to sleep That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree! (That’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!) That’s why I wanna be, that’s why I wanna be, that’s why I wanna be a Christmas tree!