Waiting For The Bus

We got the mother and the kids We got the guy and his date We all get mad We all get laid Looks like somebody forgot about us Standin' on the corner Waitin' for a bus Say, "Hey Mister Driver Man Don't be slow 'Cause I got somewhere I got to go" Say, "Hey Mister Driver Man Drive that thing fast My precious time keep slippin' past" Let's call the mayor, let's complain Looks like the city's done to us again Tied up in traffic, what do you know? The damn city bus moves so slow I said, "Hey Mister Driver Now Man Don't be slow 'Cause I got somewhere I got to go" Say, "Hey Mister Driver Man Drive that thing fast My precious time keep slippin' past" {Young man your transfer's expired Would you please pay a full fare? I just got this transfer Hey can you open up the back door? Either you pay your 65 cents Or you'll have to leave the bus You got to be kidding me, I just got it Would you please open up the back door?} We got the mother and the kids We got the guy and his date We all get mad We all get laid Looks like somebody forgot about us Standin' on the corner Waitin' for a bus Say, "Hey Mister Driver Man Don't be slow 'Cause I got somewhere I got to go" Say, "Hey Mister Driver Man Drive that thing fast My precious time keep slippin' past"