Drunk Tank

I'm a member of the drunk tank Sometimes three days a week I'm a member of the drunk tank There's room reserved for me Happy hour every hour seven days a week Drinking is my game and I do it sociably Every night the same old thing, I get behind the wheel I'm gonna stop at every bar until I get my fill I'm a member of the drunk tank Sometimes three days a week I'm a member of the drunk tank There's room reserved for me Something's wrong I'm waking up Out on the concrete floor Hey, excuse me officer Will you show me to the door? I'll pay a fine and promise will never again And if I lose my job I'll be drinking by profession, yeah I'll never drink again I'll never drink again, go Hey hey hey, hey hey hey Hey hey hey Lose my license for a year Part of the consequence Then enroll in A.A. With all my drinking friends It doesn't matter, it's okay There's no need for regrets Because I know in no time That I'll be [Incomprehensible] again [Incomprehensible] I'm a member of the drunk tank Sometimes three days a week I'm a member of the drunk tank There's room reserved for me I'm a member of the drunk tank Sometimes three days a week I'm a member of the drunk tank There's room reserved for me