Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Well I arrested on charges of unemployment and he was sittin' on the witness stand The Judge's wife called up the district attorney said free that brown eyed man If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man Now beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother said darlin' go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man [ guitar ] Well a Milo de Venus was a beautiful la*s she had the world in the palm of her hand Oh but she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match to win a brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man I was flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking cross the sand She walked thirty miles on route to LA to meet a brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man [ guitar ] Now a two three to count nobody own he had a high fly into the stand Round in thirty comin' in for home it was a brown eyed handsome man It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man It was a brown eyed handsome man it was a brown eyed handsome man