Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt, would you help him? I think it's his lung Mister would you please help my pony? He's chewin' bark and not the leaves He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him? I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's down and he ain't gettin' up He coughed up snot in the driveway And I think his lung's f**ked up Pony, pony, pony Mister, would you please help my pony? I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there lookin' at me He can't talk because he's a pony I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt, would you help him? I think it's his lung