Pumpin' 4 The Man

It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps Sometimes you think you're gonna drop In the end you're filthy, dirty, horny and pissed off And before you can leave you gotta sweep the f**kin' shop It's a real real bitch to be workin' for the man But shit, I do it well, so what the f**k I could probably wash dishes at some other f**kin' dump But it's all the same to me, bustin' a*s to make a buck So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that f**ker good Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump Get your fingers outta your a*s and pump some faggot's gas And think about how bad New Hope s*cks And it's a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up And then you check their oil and know you're f**ked 'Cause no one wants a loser who works for five an hour Smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain and rude as hell Now, I can fix a tire like Hurricane Melinda I know, that I'm the best for what it's worth So if I choose to help you don't look like you expect it 'Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that f**ker good Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump Get your fingers outta your a*s and pump some faggot's gas And think about how bad New Hope s*cks, woah So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that f**ker good Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump Get your fingers outta your a*s and pump some faggot's gas And think about how bad New Hope s*cks, woah