Waving My Dick In The Wind Lyrics

I'm waving my d**k in the wind, I'm waving my d**k in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my d**k in the wind

I'm lost in the sauce once again, I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
But I'm lost in the sauce once again

It's been 97 days since I've laid my head beside you
And a million miles of highway in between
There's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind me
And that pig's a pretty mean bastard

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
Give that boy a dime and you could a chance
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance

Dance Jimmy
I'm doin' the best I can there, deaner that's it
You know I can't really dance like I used to, I mean I try
But I'm an old, old man now

I've got a real good feelin' bout' old Jimmy Wilson
Sho' nuff' he's got what it takes
Do another number for me please won't ya Jimmy
'Cause you're a really good dancer

Ooh yeah, help me now

I'm waving my d**k in the wind, waving my d**k in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my d**k in the wind
Waving my d**k in the wind, I'm waving my d**k in the wind

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