I Am What I Is

Christopher calls me He calls me complaining He?s already waited Too long to begin The world is on one side And I'm on the other And I read in a magazine And I am what I is, I am Brian, the actor He caters on Saturdays With cuff link and bowie He can bring me a drink He tells me he sweats it Like pig in a blanket And I ran out of toothpicks But I don't have to think and I am But autumn will come And everyone loves you When you've already won And I'm here to tell you That I don't care if up turns you down I will hear you say, "I am what I am, when I am what I is When I am what I am, when I am what I is" Katie is lonely She lives with her parents She saves all her money So she can spend it in Spain Her mums doesn't get it She says to forget it I told her we're different But she knows we're the same and I am But autumn will come And everyone loves you When you've already won And I'm here to tell you That I don't care if up turns you down I will hear you say, "I am what I am, when I am what I is When I am what I am, when I am what I is" Christopher calls me He calls me complaining When I am what I am, when I am what I is (Christopher calls me) When I am what I am, when I am what I is (Christopher calls me) When I am what I am, when I am what I is (Christopher calls me) ...