My Baby Is A Headfuck

"Gee mister you got the best answering machine message I ever heard" drags me round all day just like a ball on a chain or a tooth pain when I confess... I'm just a mess do I have to take this shit from you every time I look your way or say "HEY! it's about time you show me yours and I'll show you mine" and I hope you can keep that turd eating grin of yours upon your face when you find that you're thrown to one side 'cos no-one likes a rotten roller coaster ride CHORUS: 'cos she's the kind of girl who'll take your heart and leave you feeling worse than you did at the start 'cos she's a headf**k, my baby is a headf**k in a bygone age engaged in the pa*sion trip a final score was required just to make it worthwhile all the patience and the wasted time for it seems today the play [did mutate into] a movie scene where the aim is to get the best line crashing heads for the second time CHORUS: 'cos she's the kind of girl who'll break your mind and make an easy meal of the sensitive kind 'cos she's a headf**k, my baby is a headf**k (oh no... day tripper, prick teaser yeah) (doo... wop-wop a-oo...) so a parting word to those young unfortunates who cannot get to sleep 'til one little snake uncurls raise a gla*s to the Underworld! (doo... wop-wop a...) you can try all week and still keep on waiting it's a messed up, stressed out, loss situation where pearls end up changing into headf**k girls CHORUS: 'cos she's the kind of girl who'll steal your smile and chuck it over there on the rest of the pile 'cos she's a headf**k, my baby is a headf**k (x3) headf**k me! (head f**k (x10)) (...nice knowing...)