Pie Lyrics

[The Rock]

Mmm... mm mm mm

You know the Rock's gonna tell you a little story

You ain't gonna believe it, but he's gonna tell you anyway



It's tough to be the Rock, ah nah nah shut your mouth

No no, it really is (oh yes)

Even though the Rock is, the Rock is

THE MOST, electrifying man in all of showbiz (oh yes)

You see when the Rock gets too much (too much)

Too much of the fame and, and all the bright lights (too much)

He likes to kick back and, have a slice of that

unadulterated, delight



[Slick Rick]

Welcome to Rick's bakery, can I help..

Wait a minute, aren't you the famous Rock?



[The Rock]

Yeah the Rock, the People's Champ in the house

What's happenin Slick?



[Slick Rick]

My God hey how ya doin guy?

Look you gotta take a picture with me 'fore you leave guy



[The Rock]

Oh whoa whoa the Rock don't want to take pictures

The Rock just wants a piece of pie

You got any of that in this bakery?



[Slick Rick]

Oh, I got every kind of pie you can think of

I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie



[The Rock]

Blueberry - what?



[Slick Rick]

I got peaches



[The Rock]

Ah no no no, whoa whoa whoa

Actually Slick, it doesn't matter what type of pie you have

Let the Rock tell you a little story, about pie



[The Rock - rapping] + (Slick Rick)

Drivin down South though quickly aroused

When my car caught a flat near this old farm house

I hope somebody's home, takin a chance at it

Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered it

(You're the Rock!) Can I use your phone? (I'm shakin)

(Sure, if you try some of this pie I'm bakin)

Daisy Duke shorts on, five foot stood

Said sure - what the heck, I mean it did smell good

(So when she called Rock in the kitchen, towards the vapor)

There's her grandmother, aunt, and her Chinese neighbor?!



[The Rock]

Oh the Rock is gonna tell ya again

See it's tough to be the Rock (oh yes)

Oh yeah, the Rock knows, that might sound cra*s (oh yes)

Oh and by the way, all you jabronis in the locker room

You can ALL come kiss the Rock's a*s! (oh yes)

Cause you know after the Rock lays the smack down (too much)

On some big ugly hermaphrodite (too much)

The Rock needs a little distraction

And a slice, sounds just right



[The Rock - rapping] + (Slick Rick)

(The Rock said) Thanks ladies (and more kind words)

(Grandmother said) Be polite, eat mine first

So I sat down, tried hers, she looked quite glad

Had a strange taste of mold, but it wasn't so bad

(That's right!) The Rock havin pie in the country

Devoured hers, her aunt's, and still I was hungry

(That's all Rock said?) Bored and readin the papers

'Til FINALLY, a plate of the next door neighbor's

Gulped it down fast, cause it really did please

(I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talking Chinese)

Ching-bong-bing-yao-moya-AIYYYYY!Dat good pie

(Oh that's the pie you was talkin about)



[The Rock]

Oh yeah, the Rock knows the millions can smell it now

It's tough to be the Rock (oh yes)

No no no NO, it really is (oh yes)

Because you all know the Rock is THE MOST

electrifying, man in all of showbiz (oh yes)

You see when the Rock gets too much (too much)

Too much of the fame and all the bright lights (too much)

He loves to kick back and have a slice

No no no no no, the Rock is gonna eat the WHOLE DAMN PIE!

(Sweet!Sweet!Lah dahhhhhhh)

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