Raleigh And Spencer

Raleigh and Spencer burned it down Now there ain't no liquor in this town No there ain't no liquor in this town How you gonna wet those sweet ruby lips When this whole damn world's gone dry? When this whole damn world's gone dry? I've been all around this great wide world And I've been down to Memphis, Tennessee Yes I've been down to Memphis Tennessee And I played them cards with the kings and queens And ran with Jesse James Played cards with Jesse James [CHORUS] I can eat more chicken than one man can fry And I'll tell your boy dirty low down lies Yes I'll tell your boy low down lies Oh lies, more lies than there's stars in the sky And I'll never get to heaven when I die No I'll never get to heaven when I die [CHORUS] I would trade my shoes for a gallon of booze Then I'd drink it down then I'd die Yes I'd drink it down then I 'd die You can stomp down the flowers that grow round my grave But surprise they all bloom once again Yeah surprise, they'll bloom again! [CHORUS]