Principal's Office

Now normally if I can help But I don't spend a lot of time in a principal's office What? 9'o clock Now as I get to school, I hear the late bell ringin' Runnin' through the halls, I hear the Glee Club singin' Get to the office, I can hardly speak 'Cause it's the third late pa*s that I got this week So to my first cla*s, I run an' don't walk All I hear is my sneakers an' the scratchin' of chalk An' as I get to the room, I hear the teacher say ?Mr. Young, I'm very happy that you could join us today? I try to sit down so I can take some notes But I can't read what the kid next to me wrote An' if that wasn't enough to make my mornin' complete As I try to get up, I find this gum on my seat An' with the seat stuck to me, I raise my hand An' say, ?Excuse me but can I go to the bathroom, Ma'am?? The teacher got upset an' she screamed out, ?No It's off the principal's office you go? 12 o'clock comes with ma*s hysteria Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria Picked up my tray to have Thursday's lunch An' as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch I'm runnin' up the stairs with my front tooth broken The nurse just laughed an' said you must be jokin' I looked up at her with a smile on my face No joke 'cause my front tooth is out of place So I walked to school with ice on my lip The nurse's late pa*s like a gun on my hip My books are real heavy, I'm walkin', I'm draggin' it No school lunch next week, I'm brown-baggin' it Forget cla*s, I'ma shoot some ball With the late pa*s, I got no trouble at all But then the nurse walks up an' says, ?What do you know? It's office to the prinicipal's office you go? Recess Pa*sin' notes is my favorite pastime I can't wait to find a girl to pa*s mine to To express my feelin' Give me a week, B an' the girl'll be dealin' Now one young lady was lookin' at me I said, ?Hi, my name is Marvin, known as Young MC? But then the bell rang an' the teacher came in An' that's when the game of pa*sin' notes would begin' I wrote the first note, told her she was fine An' I hoped that the two of us could spend some time She wrote me back an' told me, ?You're fine too I'd love to go on a date an' spend some time with you? So then I sat there reelin' an' lookin' at the ceilin' Words can't express the way that I was feelin' Then I thought to myself the sure way to get her Is to write another note, oh, yes, a love letter When I finished the note, it was ready to pa*s The teacher took it an' read it right in front of the cla*s She read it word by word an' line by line An' everybody who was laughin' was a friend of mine Even my girl was laughin', it was too late For me to write another note 'cause there would be no date The teacher looked at me an' I said, ?I know It's off to the principal's office I go? Yo, you think this is bad, wait 'til I get my report card