Party On The Patio

I found an empty house in my neighborhood I knew that we shouldn't but I thought we could Knew it wouldn't be hard to slide into the backyard Called all my friends and slipped a hundred to the guard We turned on the radio and had a party on the patio Betty's in the sauna and she's getting kind of hot Mary's in the icebox wishin' she was not Connie's in the whirlpool, Jimmy's tryin' to be cool Libby's in the bushes 'cause she's nobody's fool We turned the lights down low and had a party on the patio Heard the cops are coming so we tried to jump the fence Mary didn't make it and we haven't seen her since Connie had another drink, Jimmy simply couldn't think Billy G. was pa*sed out underneath the sink But everybody's gonna show for another party on the patio