Church Chat Lyrics

The song Church Chat is performed by Frank Zappa in the album named You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore - Vol. 4 in the year 2010 .



Frank zappa (vocals)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Steve vai (guitar, vocals, zucchini)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone)
Ed mann (percussion)
Scott thunes (ba*s)
Chad wackerman (drums)

(somebody in the crowd yells in something in french... what is it? )

You know today the church is in a terrible state. the bucks just arent rollin in like they used to. and when the bucks don't come in, the church comes up with a new gimmick to make you spend to
Heaven.

Now I know you don't know what I'm talking about, but what the f**k. but anyway, listen to this ladies and gentlemen, when the church wants to get your money they remind you about hell. (whoo-ho
-ha-ha)

If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell. (oui-oui)

Well let me give you an example, this boy over here;

Tell em about it brother zappa.

Sometimes people say: that if you f**k somebody (oh lord) it's a sin, (oui-oui) this may or may not be true.

(testify)

This boy not only f**ked somebody with his organ, but he also f**ked a girl with a guitar, with an umbrella, with a zuchinni, with a shoe, with an enema bag . . .

What else did you do?
A vibrato bar.
A vibrato bar!

Some people would say this is a sin. and if you sin you're gonna go to hell.

Well ladies and gentlemen:
There ain't no hell. (oui)
There is no such thing as hell. (oui)
There is no hell, there is only france! (oui-oui)
Oui, oui



Frank Zappa - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore - Vol. 4

Dec 2010

  1. Little Rubber Girl
  2. Stick Together
  3. My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
  4. Willie The Pimp
  5. Montana
  6. Brown Moses
  7. The Evil Prince
  8. Approximate
  9. Love of My Life (Mud Club Version)
  10. Let's Move To Cleveland Solos (1984)
  11. You Call That Music?
  12. Pound For A Brown Solos (1978)
  13. The Black Page (1984)
  14. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
  15. Filthy Habits
  16. The Torture Never Stops (Original Version)
  17. Church Chat
  18. Stevie's Spanking
  19. Outside Now
  20. Disco Boy
  21. Teen-Age Wind
  22. Truck Driver Divorce
  23. Florentine Pogen
  24. Tiny Sick Tears
  25. Smell My Beard
  26. The Booger Man
  27. Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy
  28. Are You Upset?
  29. Little Girl of Mine
  30. The Closer You Are
  31. Johnny Darling
  32. No, No Cherry
  33. The Man From Utopia
  34. Mary Lou

Church Chat