Church Chat Lyrics

Frank zappa (vocals)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Steve vai (guitar, vocals, zucchini)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone)
Ed mann (percussion)
Scott thunes (ba*s)
Chad wackerman (drums)

(somebody in the crowd yells in something in french... what is it? )

You know today the church is in a terrible state. the bucks just arent rollin in like they used to. and when the bucks don't come in, the church comes up with a new gimmick to make you spend to
Heaven.

Now I know you don't know what I'm talking about, but what the f**k. but anyway, listen to this ladies and gentlemen, when the church wants to get your money they remind you about hell. (whoo-ho
-ha-ha)

If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell. (oui-oui)

Well let me give you an example, this boy over here;

Tell em about it brother zappa.

Sometimes people say: that if you f**k somebody (oh lord) it's a sin, (oui-oui) this may or may not be true.

(testify)

This boy not only f**ked somebody with his organ, but he also f**ked a girl with a guitar, with an umbrella, with a zuchinni, with a shoe, with an enema bag . . .

What else did you do?
A vibrato bar.
A vibrato bar!

Some people would say this is a sin. and if you sin you're gonna go to hell.

Well ladies and gentlemen:
There ain't no hell. (oui)
There is no such thing as hell. (oui)
There is no hell, there is only france! (oui-oui)
Oui, oui

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