The Booger Man

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals) George duke (keyboards) Ruth underwood (percussion) Tom fowler (ba*s) Chester thompson (drums) White juice on his beard Well the booger man White juice on his beard Get down White juice on his beard The booger man White juice on his beard In my room White juice on his beard Look at the booger White juice on his beard Then he was gone White juice on his beard Wait three hours White juice on his beard Didnt sing no song White juice on his beard I said: what you're doing None of your bizz Said what you're doing He said: none of your bizz His pants were sticking through his leg Talk about the booger man His pants were sticking through his leg Right over there His pants were sticking through his leg Oh the booger man His pants were sticking through his leg Had a bear His pants were sticking through his leg The booger man Wonder why They ate after six Wonder why I said: what you're doing Wonder why With you ole tricks Wonder why Oh lord the booger man His pants were sticking through his leg In my room His pants were sticking through his leg Damn little booger White stuff on his beard Till my noon White stuff on his beard What you're doing White cream on his beard In my bed White cream on his beard With that booger His pants were sticking through his leg Instead His pants were sticking through his leg Somebody find Smell my beard is what he said Somebody find, find, find Smell my beard is what he said Somebody find, find, find Sho was good Somebody made me do this The booger man get on down The booger man had a crown On his head now Cleaned his shoes In his bed now, playin the blues, oh yeah. ah, lord. George: Personally I ain't got nothing against no boogers y'know every now and then you know . . . Fz: Yes, just listen to george all you boogers in the audience. this is georges plea. George: But see, what you have to remember that uh, in the final analysis, a booger to one is not a booger to all, he he . . . ain't that right, ain't that right? Fz: Thats right! George: Aint that right George: Please, get down ruth . . . Napoleon: as chester would say: A booger is in the eye of the beholder George: Sure is . . .