I'm Sorry Lyrics

No, I never was in Vietnam
I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
I never painted a house or a tree

I never did become an exotic dancer
Or a customer service representative
I never took the pulse of a dying duck
Or gave mouth to mouth resuscitation to a horsefly

In a way I suppose you could say
My experience is quite limited, for example
I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a brrom closet
While singing Waltzing Matilda

I never sawed a television in half
Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
I never played a decent game of jacks
I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate

Who kept picking his teeth with a bowie knife
To distract me while his parrot looked over my shoulder
And told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code
Involving vomiting, chirping and sea shanties

I never bought a lamp, wait I did buy a lamp once
But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
I never bought Lima beans or lime pudding
I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album

I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
Except lollipops, light bulbs and lettuce, and the lamp
I never layed down for a nap
And found the Everly brothers in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take out the garbage

I'm sorry I stole the radio, I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President, I did it
It was my fault, I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many many bad things
And I am so sorry

King Missile - Happy Hour

Dec 1992

1. Intro
2. Sink
3. Martin Scorsese
4. (Why Are We) Trapped?
5. It's Saturday
6. VvV (VulvaVoid)
7. Metanoia
8. Detachable Penis
9. Take Me Home
10. Ed
11. Anywhere
12. The Evil Children
13. Glass
14. And
15. King Murdock
16. I'm Sorry
17. Heaven
18. Happy Hour