Larry the Cable Guy

Larry the Cable Guy released the following albums including Lord, I Apologize (2001), A Very Larry Christmas (2004), The Right to Bare Arms (2005), Morning Constitutions (2007) and Christmastime in Larryland (2007).

Lord, I Apologize

Oct 2001

  1. I Made The Big Time Now
  2. Looking Good At The Flea Market
  3. Couldn't Keep The Pizza Lit
  4. No Hair-Just A Redhead
  5. Keep The Chips Fresh
  6. Jump In The Air And Get Stuck
  7. Let Me Eat Your Shorts
  8. Can't Understand My Accent
  9. The Worst Dentist I've Been To
  10. Martians Got A Thing For Redneck Fellas
  11. Going In Circles For Two Hours
  12. People Like My Analogies
  13. Toddler Mail
  14. The Larry The Cable Guy Song

A Very Larry Christmas

Nov 2004

  1. Christmas Commentary
  2. The Christmas Story
  3. Santy For A Day
  4. Oh Holy Crap
  5. Fat Holiday Relatives
  6. Singing Christmas Tree
  7. A Letter To Shania Twain
  8. O Little Girl From Birmingham
  9. Waiter Commentary
  10. Donny The Retard
  11. Pissed-Off Christmas Poem
  12. The Most Wonderful Ass
  13. Titty Bar Christmas
  14. Easy-To-Assemble
  15. The First Queer Santy Claus
  16. Fruitcake Commentary
  17. Santy Claus, Santy Claus
  18. I Pissed My Pants
  19. Christmas Weight Gain
  20. Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
  21. On The First Day Of Christmas
  22. Redneck Santa Claus
  23. Hark, The Hairlip Angel
  24. A Letter To Santy Claus
  25. Sticks And Horse Turds
  26. Call A Doctor
  27. Gift-Giving
  28. I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car

The Right to Bare Arms

Mar 2005

  1. Git-R-Done!
  2. Midgets And Gay Bars
  3. WWJD
  4. Hank Williams Jr. Hight School
  5. Hooters And Hooters Airlines
  6. Dodge Truck, Airlines
  7. Dodge Truck, Retards And Stinkbait
  8. Nascar
  9. The Right To Bare Arms!
  10. Family In Sanford
  11. Faith Healers And Weight Problems
  12. Romance And Imported Rubbers (I Seen This On TV.. No Lie)
  13. Throwed Outta Penney's
  14. Shavin', Waxin'. Primpen And Shootin' Quail! (This Is Funny. I Don't Care Who Ya Are!)
  15. News Items
  16. Song For A Friend (And Other Things I Think About When I'm Hammered At 4:AM)
  17. Toddlers Mail

Morning Constitutions

Apr 2007

  1. Bowling Shoes
  2. Just Hitched
  3. I Like Steak
  4. Pie Of The Month
  5. Terrorist Or Toddler
  6. Gay Mafia
  7. Stool Troubles
  8. Shopping At Wal-Mart
  9. Bed, Beer And A Blonde
  10. Squeal Or No Squeal
  11. A Sue Named Boy
  12. Poop Lasagna

Christmastime in Larryland

Oct 2007

  1. Intro & Opening Monologue
  2. Lapquest
  3. Eulogy
  4. Tobacco Company Choir
  5. Plu-Size Fashion Shorts
  6. Nativity Scene
  7. Farting Jungle Bells
  8. Bobblehead Heating Dolls
  9. Comedian Muhammad & Oscar
  10. Holiday Carols
  11. A Santa's Q&A
  12. Nutcracker
  13. Dysfunctional Family Christmas
  14. Liberal Commie Environmental.
  15. Poem
  16. Magic O' The Mime
  17. One Nine Hundred
  18. The Chitmunks
  19. Patriotic Poem
  20. Medley of Carols
  21. Closing Monologue

Songs

  1. Silent Farts
  2. No Hair - Just A Red Head
  3. I Made The Bigg Times Now
  4. What
  5. Twisted christmas carols
  6. Redneck Santy Claus
  7. Get A Job
  8. Ode To Titties
  9. The Most Wonderful Ass I Have Seen
  10. Hark, The Hairlip Angel Sing
  11. Blue balls
  12. I Wish My Mother-in-law'd Get Hit By A Car
  13. Do You Hear What I Hear
  14. Come All Yee Little Imigrants
  15. Hilary Clinton's Coming To Town

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