My Dick Lyrics

My d**k cost a late night fee
Your d**k got the HIV
My d**k plays on the double feature screen
Your d**k went straight to DVD

My d**k bigger than a bridge
Your d**k look like a little kids
My d**k large like the chargers
(The whole team)
Your shit look like you're fourteen

My d**k locked in a cage
(Right)
Your d**k suffer from stage fright
My d**k so hot it's stolen
Your d**k look like Gary Coleman

My d**k pain and big
Your d**k stinks like shit
My d**k got a Caesar do
Your d**k needs a tweezer dude

My d**k is like super size
Your d**k look like two fries
My d**k more ma*s than the Earth
Your d**k half staff
(It needs work)

My d**k been there done that
Your d**k said so
My d**k, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus

My d**k need no introduction
Your d**k don't even function
My d**k served a whole lunch-in
Your d**k, it look like a munchkin'

My d**k size of a pumpkin
Your d**k look like Mackauley Culkin
My d**k good good lovin'
Your d**k good for nothin'

My d**k bench pressed 350
Your d**k couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My d**k pretty damn skimpy
Your d**k hungry as a hippie

My d**k don't fit down the chimney
Your d**k is like a kid from the Philippine
My d**k is like an M16
Your d**k, broken vending machine

My d**k parts the seas
Your d**k farts and queefs
My d**k rumble in the jungle
Your d**k got touched by your uncle

My d**k goes to yoga
Your d**k fruit roll up
My d**k grade a beef
Your d**k made a geek

My d**k sick and dangerous
Your d**k quick and painless
My d**k 'nuff said
Your d**k loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got d**ks like Jesus

Mickey Avalon - Mickey Avalon

May 2024

1. Bonus Track 1
2. Dipped In Vaseline
3. Friends And Lovers
4. Hustler Hall Of Fame
5. Jane Fonda
6. Mr. Right
7. My Dick
8. Roll The Dice
9. Roll Up Your Sleeves
10. Romeo And Juliet
11. Silent
12. So Rich, So Pretty
13. Waiting To Die